This game follows traditional playground rules.
A new conker has no score. Beat another conker and yours becomes a oner, then a twoer, a threer, and so on.
You don’t just get one point for a win. You gain the losing conker’s score as well, if it has one.
A twoer that beats a fiver doesn’t become a threer, it becomes an eighter: two past wins of its own, five wins taken off the loser, and one for winning the current game. One good battle can move you up the hall of fame.
A battle ends when a conker breaks, and a broken conker is finished for good. Its score goes to whoever broke it.
A conker’s score is purely a record of games it has won. It doesn’t make it any harder to break.
Conker Simulator, a daily game about conkers. Made for fun, free to play, never sold and never advertised.
Used under their Creative Commons licences, with thanks:
newlocknew — AMBForst_Autumn. Forest Edge. Calm And Quiet. Wind In Tree Tops.
Quiet Birds 1_EM (CC BY 4.0), the daytime forest
thom_cookes — night_forest_owl.WAV (CC0), the forest after dark
outandaboutworcester — waiting at cafe counter.wav (CC0), the café
Zeinel-2-and-Hope-sounds-3 — Wood Sticks Throwing (CC0), throwing your stick
jittels — Fir cone falling from a tree.wav (CC BY-NC 3.0), husks coming down
grizzlymittz — Fighting Game Multi-Hit (CC0), the punches
miksmusic — Short Swoosh Transition 1 (CC BY 3.0), the versus whoosh
RescopicSound — Cinematic Designed Sci-Fi Stinger – Impact Outgoing Galactic
Tremor (CC BY-NC 4.0), the versus slam
keerotic — Cheers (CC0), the crowd when you win
deleted_user_2104797 — Crowd Boo.wav (CC0), the crowd when you lose
kyles — applause cheer ext medium crowd… (CC0), the crowd on a draw
1479009 — hitting the wall with a stick.mp3 (CC0), your stick catching a bunch
bruno.auzet — apple falling.wav (CC0), conkers landing
The battle music was made with Suno.
Phone-to-phone connections use Trystero by Dan Motzenbecker (MIT licence). Relays and hosting by Cloudflare. Weather by Open-Meteo.
Each one takes a while to set. Once it’s done, it lasts for good.
waiting for motion…
Turn your phone upright to play
Collect your conkers, then head to the café to play a game.